Smart and Sweet.

Audrey is incredibly smart and sweet. I’ve never been with a women that was so confident sexually. She is very easy to talk with and can carry the conversation for those shy and awkward individuals. After seeing Audrey, you’ll want to see her again and again.

Went straight to heaven

Audrey is a true professional who will make you feel like you've slipped into another dimension. My only regret is that it's hard to go back to watching porn now that I've tasted the real deal. C'est la vie!

A Decadent indulgence

She is a vision of grace, with beauty that turns heads and a warm smile. She holds the wisdom of countless pages turned, each glimmer reflecting stories lived and lessons learned. When she speaks, her words dance like poetry, drawing you into a world where conversation flows as naturally as a river, deep and endlessly captivating. Her charm is a soft breeze on a summer's day, disarming and inviting, making you feel at ease in her presence. She is a rare combination of elegance, intellect, and generosity of the spirit. Audrey also has a wild and untamed side that will make you crumble into a heap of exhaustion, and ecstasy. All this is why every time she comes out west, I have to make the pilgrim to see this amazing Goddess.

FUN FOR A PARTY OF THREE

What follows is quite likely the least accurate, yet most honest telling, of a three-way experience I had with Sheena and Audrey...

During an earlier evening spent with Sheena, she suggested we try a threesome. Having enjoyed the Wild West delirium of what was then the freewheeling post-pill pre-HIV sexual revolution of the 70s, my interest instantly spiked. Her eyes lit up when I suggested Audrey as our third.

What made our encounter so fun is that while we’ve never been together as a group of three, we’ve all spent enjoyable times with one another separately. This level of comfort allowed us to skip ahead to the “fun and games” part without having to go through the “hello, how are you, what’s your sign” part.

The ensuing melee of writhing bodies and limbs was like a ravenous end-times bacchanal. As if lying back on a divan, portions of each of us were constantly available for selection, like plucked grapes. Sheena and Audrey were the flip sides of the same coin. While Sheena was coyly available for anything floating by on the body buffet, Audrey would spring fully coiled from her lair and shoot straight for the kill. There is nowhere to turn when these two immutable feline forces of nature are simultaneously set loose and on the prowl.

Here’s but a slice of what the whole evening was like: A particularly enjoyable moment was when Sheena was gleefully grinding away on me. The waves of pleasure moving across her face were like observing a painting in motion while taking sips of ambrosia. Then Audrey wheedled herself right on in to complete an Eiffel Tower and quite firmly began grinding away on my face without a care in the world while leaving me muffled and gasping for air as I laughed. While she was on her mission of gittin’er done, I was now ironically being put to death by the literal fountain of life.

Since I was also blinded, I could only presume that the two of them were being all kissy-faced while comfortably leaving me buried and feeling used, haha!

That’s okay, I may have later repaid the favor while deliberately engaging Audrey in conversation about this or that while her mouth was stuffed and muffled by some part of me. Or am I remembering these things out of order?

At one point, Sheena breezily draped herself over me as though she were a luxuriant fabric of sheer elegance. As we gazed into each other’s eyes, enjoying our mutually synchronized pleasure, I quietly whispered, “Thank you.”

Incredible time

I had the pleasure of being Audrey’s last visitor on her recent tour. She was beautiful, passionate, and confident. She made me feel like we were in a long-term, intimate relationship. Such a pleasure to spend time with her. I will definitely be back!

🥇 GOLD Medal performance 🥇

If sex were an Olympic sport, Audrey would have more gold medals than Michael Phelps. 10 out of 10 on every scorecard. I don’t know how she does it, but I left with more energy than when I walked in. It’s like she somehow put energy into me. Contemplating a joke about plugging in to recharge batteries……. Anyways. She was great. I give you a gold medal Audrey. Love from your favorite redhead.

I felt like an old man driving there, but...

I drove home feeling 20 years younger; thanks Audrey! 🙂

Just what I needed.

I met with Audrey and had a great time. Wasn't sure what to expect but it really was what I was looking for. Thanks Audrey!

RESISTANCE TO HER ARSENAL OF DELIGHTS WOULD BE FUTILE

From the moment I read her bio, Audrey took up residence in my head as an itch I couldn't scratch. I was simply compelled to meet her during her next trip out to the desert. The wait was well worth it. From the moment we met to the moment we parted was pure ecstasy and bliss. She is whip-smart, wickedly playful, supremely charming, and deliciously beautiful. Resistance to her arsenal of delights would be futile. I left completely sated, yet still hungry for more... That itch I couldn't scratch? It's back. I'm just gonna have to once again surrender myself over to the clutches of her fiendish Venus Fly Trap!