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Cosmic Kittens Prostitutes from the planet Venus 69

On an interstellar mission to bring erotic pleasure to the entire universe, the Cosmic Kittens prostitutes from the planet Venus 69 set out on a fantastic voyage across deep space — but a freak mishap caused their starship to crash land on planet Earth just outside Nevada’s mysterious Area 51 Air Force facility. Now, stranded on a strange planet populated by so many repressed men and women fraught with a galaxy’s worth of lust, the Cosmic Kittens have vowed to use their extraterrestrial sexual prowess to help horny Earthlings satisfy their insatiable carnal desires. The Kittens teamed up to open the world-famous Alien Cathouse legal bordello — and there’s nothing quite like it in the entire Milky Way!

Alien Cathouse Legal Brothel in Las Vegas

The Alien Cathouse is a Sci-Fi themed legal brothel near Las Vegas in Amargosa Valley near Area 51 in Nye County, where legalized prostitution near Las Vegas is 100% safe and legal. The Alien Cathouse has a full-service cantina and is adjacent to Daddy D’s Rocket Diner, a 50’s-style restaurant that serves an array of All-American cuisine.

The best-kept secret near Las Vegas won’t be found in Area 51, but you can find it nearby. It’s Alien Cathouse — the final frontier of sexual adventure!

The Cathouse is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year — and anyone age 21 and over is welcome to visit this one-of-a-kind sex palace. All of the gorgeous working girls at Alien Cathouse are tested weekly for sexually transmitted diseases and they cater to all types of erotic engagements, from the romantic Girlfriend Experience to all styles of fetishes and sexual deviances, including BDSM.

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Open from 10 am - 4 am for Walk-Ins
24 hours for Appointments

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